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My personality traits
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While I do not yet have one of my own, which is tragic with each passing day, I grew up with them and I now occasionally get the absolute honor of babysitting my parents’ three dogs.
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I am not accepting disses of Skyline Chili at this time. I can’t help it that I was born and raised in Cincinnati and that it is synonymous with Skyline Chili running through my veins. Impatiently waiting for the day they finally expand to Chicago.
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I’m one of those people who acts like I’ve never seen a sunrise or sunset every time I see a sunrise or sunset, which is almost every single day living in a high-rise in Chicago.
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My mission of watching every series of The Real Housewives from season 1 episode 1, despite having an annoying aversion to consuming media from the early 2000s due to the low quality of the video. RHOBH, RHONY, RHOSLC, RHOP, RHOC & RHOD down. Salt Lake City reigns supreme in my eyes though.
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Multiple times a year I’ll buy two tickets to a stand-up comedian’s show 6+ months from now without confirming with my boyfriend or any friends that they’ve ever heard of them or are available with the hopes someone will be available & willing to come along.
My favs are Nikki Glaser, Chelsea Handler, Ali Wong, Nat Bargatze, Tom Segura, Matteo Lane, Chris Distefano, Andrew Santino.
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I will also act like each one of these is my exclusive personality trait drink when on any given day it may be any of the others: buttery chardonnay, an aperol spritz, hard kombucha & cabernet sauvignon
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I do it every chance I get. My song is “Valerie” by Amy Winehouse, because duh, it’s iconic.
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Hot girl walks, mental health walks, yap walks - I love them all. On the Chicago lakefront, and they’re even better.
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On everything.
Senior year of college my best friend and I hosted a ranch party where everyone had to bring a food to dip into the ranch along with a ranch of their choice (bottled or from a restaurant), then she & I anonymized all the ranches and everyone went around and blind taste tested them all and submitted their rankings to determine the greatest ranch dressing in all of Columbus, Ohio.
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-S&F, 2022 couple
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-E & E, 2022 couple